So, Halloween has come and gone, and we’re left with nothing but a pantry full of stolen candy from those pesky trick or treaters, a fucking bad ass hang over from the Halloween party, and yet another costume to store in the attic. Our favorite part as always comes last; celebrities showing us their best attributes!
Today we have our favorite Hollywood socialite and slut, the queen-bee of the slut hive… Paris Hilton. Yes my dear gentlemen, she once again has some news for us, and a little extra to show. This year the moderately famous celebrity decided to show some love for the Natives and dress up as a Native American. Being Paris, she went all out, and as always, she seemed to get a bit too fucked up at her Halloween party. It was obviously for our benefit that she decided to wear a real skimpy outfit (for a girl that’s so into fashion she seems to always be wearing not that many clothes, funny huh?) While leaving the club she was at, one of her little puppies (and no we’re not talking about her chihuahuas) decided to pop out and get a bit of that paparazzi love that’s ever present.
Yes we know that this is not as good as her fucking free sex movie, but hey guys it’s new material and if this gets you in the mood you can always go to www.porn1.com and check out her sex tapes. We hope to see more and more drunken or coked out shots of this slut’s snatch or tits more often so if you’re ever in the same club as her, be a pal and be sure to buy a drink or 10, or invite her to do some blow off you cock, you’re damn sure to make her night and help everyone get a new perspective on everyone’s favorite fuck doll.
Rumor has it that we’re finally going to get to see free porn by Lindsey, doing what she does best (OK what she does second best… first place is snorting coke), and that is being slutty. And, we’re hoping on getting the gold this time and not that boob double we saw on the pool scene in Robert Rodriguez’s Machete. Apparently the twenty three year old actress is bracing herself for the Internet release of a private video file.
Reports say we can be expecting a 47 second tape of this socialite frolicking naked with a lucky mystery male. 47 seconds? Well that’s going to definitely have to be looped to be able to whack it to.It seems like our new hero (the dude offering the sex tape) is a waiter at a famous chain restaurant in LA, apparently one of the major tabloids is negotiating with him to buy this piece of sex history. Apparently he has said that the video will have to be released on an off shore porn site before it can be available to the rest of the world.
The tabloid negotiating has been told that the video seems to be “dynamite” and that the viewers will definitely get a glimpse of Lohan getting down and dirty. Also it seems that all the precautions are being taken so that no legal action can be taken against the people that will be releasing the video. This is a great example of people learning from past mistakes. Just like what happened with Paris Hilton’s sex tape, which she took legal action against but ended just agreeing to the release and profiting from it. Will this finally take Lindsay into the porn business?? Let’s keep out fingers crossed. Be sure to keep checking www.porn1.com for more news on this video, it will be worth it so see the little slut get fucked.
Like Asian girls? Like bisexual girls? Fuck WHO DOESN’T!?!? Well everybody’s favorite Internet sensation Tila Tequila has a new free porn video that leaked. Ever since her MySpace days Tila Tequila has been teasing cocks all around the world. Now the time has finally come for those cocks to take revenge! Yes we finally get to see this Internet slut do what she does best…. being a slut. Apparently the celebrity is planning on suing the people that have uploaded this stolen sex tape. The full tape has not yet been released, but a fifteen second preview apparently is available online.
Hopefully the people who have this video right now will do the right thing and distribute the shit out of it! I mean let’s be honest Sex Tapes are made for a reason, to gain attention. Ever since Tequila’s second season on a Shot of Love was a complete flop people stopped hearing about her until now. Well Tila we’re calling your bluff… but not because we want tow see you get famous again, basically just because we really want to see you get your brains fucked out! So all there is now is to sit and wait for this long awaited video to hit the Internet. Who knows, maybe Tila Tequila will finally be famous for what she should be!
The sex tape seems to have been taken from a lap top that was stolen from the twenty eight year old model a couple of years ago. This tape seems to feature the model with an unidentified man. Now if you’ve ever seen this girl either be it on MTV on her “reality show” (if you can even call it that) or on the internet you can pretty much picture how this hot babe could break your dick off. Check out all the hottest celebrity sex scandals at www.porn1.com.
