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Kardashian romance over as fast as it started

After just over two months of marriage, Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from her basketballer hubby Kris Humphries.

Kim did not give a formal reason for the split aside from the ever-popular and all-encompassing “irreconcilable differences”. But she did take time out to break her silence on the split and release a statement explaining her decision to file for the quickie divorce. Free sex pics

“After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage,” she said. “I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.”

Humphries released a statement of his own, saying, “I’m committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents. I love my wife and am devastated to learn she filed for divorce … I’m willing to do whatever it takes to make it work.”

Sources report that despite the divorce filing, Kim plans on imminently departing as planned to Australia, where she’s due to promote the Kardashian Kollection line of handbags with sister Khloé. Free sex videos

Just how fresh is this separation? Very.

The fairy-tale romance came to an abrupt end with the filing of divorce documents. According to the documents, filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, Kim listed their date of separation as Oct. 31, 2011—with their date of marriage, of course, as Aug. 20, 2011. Free porn hub

As for the division of their assets, the couple did indeed have a prenuptial agreement, and the 31-year-old reality star requested that the terms of that agreement be upheld. Kim doesn’t want any spousal support from Kris…and she also doesn’t want to give him any, either. Additionally, she listed “miscellaneous jewelry and other personal effects” as well as “earrings and accumulations” amassed by Kim before, during and after her marriage be confirmed as separate property. No word on whether that includes her $2 million, 20.5-carat diamond ring. As for attorney and legal fees, Kim made clear that she would prefer his ‘n hers payments, requesting that each party pay their own court fees.

The couple announced their engagement back in May after a whirlwind six months of dating. They tied the knot on Aug. 20 in a wedding fit for a princess, in front of a superstar congregation, including all members of Kim’s reality family, and many celeb guests. After a quick honeymoon, the two settled in the Big Apple to shoot the second season of Kourtney and Kim Take New York.

So what went wrong?

The vague statements surrounding the split don’t hint at any specifics. But based on the speed of the courtship, marriage and honeymoon, a fast divorce doesn’t really come much of a surprise. Sadly, rumors of a rift between the newlyweds had been ramping up in recent weeks, after both the 31-year-old Keeping Up With the Kardashians star and 26-year-old NBA player were spotted making increasingly solo appearances—often without their wedding rings. Both repeatedly brushed off reports that their lack of bands should be indicative of trouble, with Kim explaining that she simply didn’t wear it while she worked out and that nothing more should be read into it.

But that did not turn out to be the case. No doubt, everyone involved will benefit from the ongoing dramatic transition. It doesn’t get more real than divorce.

Lindsay Lohan is posing nude for Playboy. Really. The troubled star made the controversial, eyebrow-raising decision to pose for Playboy – full-frontal style no less – for a very simple reason. Or a million simple ones, to put it more accurately. Porn tube

Sources say the deal has been in the works for months, and that Lindsay balked at an initial $750K offer because she wanted a seven-figure, aka ONE MILLION DOLLAR, deal to show the world what her momma gave her (apologies for the DiLo reference). This is not just a recycled rumor, it’s totally right on. Porn tube movies

Hugh Hefner and Co. came back to LiLo with an offer less than her asking price, but close enough for her to sign on the dotted line and lose the clothes. Lindsay’s rep said, “I can neither confirm or deny at this time.” Playboy has not made a clear confirmation either. But according to sources, Playboy just wrapped a four-day photo shoot of the 25-year-old Lohan last week. Lohan hasn’t committed seriously to anything in years, but maybe she’s maturing – the girl sure isn’t messing around when it comes to her Playboy spread. Free porn pictures

The troubled actress will be baring all … we’re talking full frontal and rear Lindsay Lohan nude action, plus no-holds-barred shots of you-know-where. Rumors were circulating that Lindsay would pull one of those lame “semi-nude” deals – all side boob, covered by sheets, a.k.a. the Heidi Montag shoot. But the sources say, No way, man! The Lindsay Lohan photos will be “tastefully done,” but she’s still going all out.

Lohan’s bust could be Playboy’s biggest … or a much-needed fiscal jolt for both. It’s unclear which issue Playboy will choose to unveil its Lindsay Lohan nude spread, but she will be on the cover for sure. Proving she may not have killed ALL her brain cells over the years, Lohan is reportedly worried about her financial situation and possible jail sentence. The embattled actress is facing up to 18 months behind bars for a probation violation in her shoplifting case. A hearing has been set for November 2.

She’s been in the news a lot this past week since she angered the judge in her case by first wanting to change the venue of her probation from a homeless women’s shelter to the Red Cross instead, because it was ‘more meaningful work’ – and then not showing up. The judge decided that community service in the public morgue might catch our star’s attention. But apparently she was not able to get to that venue on time, either. So it seems that Lindsay may have to start working on those commitment issues. Or find herself running out of marketable options

“Lindsay is concerned about her finances and needs the money,” says a source. “Lindsay’s flow of income has greatly diminished in the last year. With jail as a possibility, she felt now was the time to do the Playboy photo shoot.”

Not to be outdone by Playboy, another company has offered a cool mill for her genitalia as well. Who knew LiLo’s maligned baby factory could net her $2 million in a matter of weeks! In all seriousness, it’s unlikely that she’ll jump at the second offer, as it’s from an adult entertainment company called FleshLight, which contacted Lohan’s reps. The company’s signature product looks like a flashlight, only you …. nevermind. They want to make a mold of LiLo’s lady parts to do an “authentic” model. Use your imagination if you haven’t figured it out yet.

Shockingly, or perhaps not shockingly, the practice of genital molding is not uncommon in the world of adult entertainment. Loads of XXX stars have them.

Sources close to the star say she “would never accept such an offer for any amount.” Although she likely said the same about going nude in Playboy before cutting that deal.

The Kardashian family is expanding their massive empire … and soon you won’t be able to eat, sleep or use the bathroom without a Kardashian in your life. Free porn

Tabloid press outlets report … the K-gang has filed documents with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to use the name “Kardashian Collection Home” on an upcoming product line. For many mothers of a certain age this is not welcome news. For “horny” men with a vivid imagination and generation “X” girls this will be exactly what the doctor order. Porn tube

According to the documents, the Kardashians plan to use the trademark on everything from bath mats, to hand towels, pillow covers, sheets, golf towels, football towels, linens candlesticks and even beer mugs!!! This is “fantastic” fodder for late night comedians and Saturday Night Live TV fans. Kim will adorn your bedroom and bathroom accessories. Can you imagine having Kim drying you when you “cum” out of the shower wet. Women beware of your man requesting a Kim towel, cover or sheet for Christmas. Or maybe this will be the incentive and encouragement men need to give their significant other a rousing good time.

The K-squad also wants to use the name on flatware, kitchen knives, picture frames and window blinds too. Yeah girls, if your man carves the turkey on Thanksgiving to look like a Kim Kardashian shapely “ass” then you may want to keep your receipt to return the item. Porn tube movies

Sources close to the family say … there’s no specific timetable on when they expect to begin selling the products … but one person tells us, “The towels are SUPER soft.” And in many household they will become very “sticky”.

Hot Jennifer Lopez: Lessons learned

Dear Marc Anthony: you are a complete and utter moron. Free porn online

Jennifer Lopez covers the latest issue of Glamour and let’s just say that if her ex-husband didn’t regret letting her go before, he most definitely will now. Yowza! Lopez is reportedly dating Bradley Cooper and while she doesn’t mention him by name in the magazine’s interview, the singer does make it clear that she’s ready for love again. “I think I’ve finally learned the biggest lesson of all,” she says. “You’ve got to love yourself first. You’ve got to be okay on your own before you can be okay with somebody else. You’ve got to value yourself and know that you’re worth everything. And until you value yourself enough and love yourself enough to know that, you can’t really have a healthy relationship.”

Well J. Lo we also have some advice that we believe you should consider. Revenge is a good way to exercise certain demons and help you ontain vindication. The Bible does refer to an eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth. So beginning with Marc and his teeth. A golf club swing was proven quite effective on Tiger Woods by his ex-wife Elin. For the eye you can take some lessons from many celebrity men, including Charlie Sheen and Chris Brown. Sorry, we could not find many women that target that body part. Free porn pics

Amen, J. Lo. We wish you the best of luck on this journey, and we encourage many more cleavage-based spreads in the future. So hang out, date and have a sexy and hot centerfold spread to make Marc Anthony eat his heart out. Free porn videos

She-devil is out to get him

Isaiah Rider’s wife believes the former NBA star is the victim of a “she-devil, man-hating” probation officer … who has been out to get her husband simply because he’s famous. Vanessa Rider, is reported as saying … Isaiah’s P.O. has been “abusing her power” — and has been blocking his efforts to complete his probation, and that’s why he was arrested this week. Free sex pics

Are we really to believe that the female P.O. Officer even knew or cared who this washed up wanna be basketball star was or is? Talk about redirecting responsibility. Rider and his wife seem to suffer from delusions of grandeur. She sure picked a winner in JR and evidently he had a similar problem in judgement with his wife. Free sex videos

Rider says Isaiah got permission from the court to apply to travel to L.A. to explore job opportunities as a basketball coach, but the P.O. has refused to sign off on it … insisting he work at a local McDonald’s, or a similar local establishment during his probation. Vanessa says, “He’s not going to work at McDonald’s … he’s a retired athlete.”

As for the 90 uncompleted hours of community service, Vanessa says Isaiah wanted to volunteer at his church, but the P.O. would only let him pick up trash on the side of the road. Vanessa also says Rider still wishes to complete his domestic violence course … but wants to do so in California, so he can work at the same time. Free porn hub

Isaiah is scheduled to appear in court on Oct. 11 — and Vanessa believes a judge will see things his way and let him out of jail. Calls to the Maricopa County Probation Department were not returned.

Party gone bad

Coroner Suzanne Greenaway described the situation as, “Death by misadventure” … noting that Winehouse voluntarily pounded an extraordinary amount of liquor in the hours before she died on July 23. Winehouse — who battled substance abuse issues for years — was 27 years old at the time of her death. Porn tube

Amy’s family released a statement … saying, “It is some relief to finally find out what happened to Amy. We understand there was alcohol in her system when she passed away, it is likely a build up of alcohol in her system over a number of days.” The statement continues, “The court heard that Amy was battling hard to conquer her problems with alcohol and it is a source of great pain to us that she could not win in time. She had started drinking again that week after a period of abstinence.” . Porn tube movies

The statement seems shallow to many fans that wanted Amy to continue her brilliant but short career. The efforts to conquer her habit are not well documented or reported. Free porn pictures To the contrary she was famous for singing and proclaiming no, no, no… in her songs about rehab. “It underlines how important our work with the Amy Winehouse Foundation is to us, to help as many young people and children as we can in her name.” “It means a lot to us and from the overwhelming messages of support we have had since Amy died, we know she meant a great deal to people all over the world. We want to thank everyone for that and for their continuing enthusiasm for the Foundation.”

Emulation has often been considerd a compliment and expression of flattery for someone you admire. Comedians and actors make a living mimicking and inpersonating famouus celebrities and politicians. Free sex pics

Well this one takes the “Tiger by the Tale”. A Philadelphia man claims he was paid to appear in a sex tape with porn star Devon James, who is selling it as a Tiger Woods sex tape, RadarOnline.com reported Monday.

Here are some of the women with whom Tiger was alledgedly intimate.

Teneal Goyco, a cruiserweight boxer, said James and her husband, Nick, approached him at a celebrity boxing match in Philadelphia on July 30 and offered him $1,000 to pretend to be Tiger Woods while taping sex scenes with James at a local hotel.

“I was in it to make a couple bucks and have sex with a pretty lady,” Goyco told Radar. “I just thought I was fulfilling this woman’s fantasy of having sex with Tiger Woods, as she had said she wanted.” Free sex videos

Goyco said James and her husband had him dress like Woods — pinstriped shirt, Nike hat, sweater vest — and put makeup on his face and body so his skin color more closely matched Woods’. James referred to Goyco as “Tiger” throughout the taping.

James said on Oct. 1 that she had sold the tape to an unspecified DVD production company for $350,000. She currently is taking preorders online for a video to be shipped to customers on Nov. 15.

Goyco realized what had happened when he saw James promoting the video online, he said.

“I wanted to make some money, not ruin someone’s life,” he said. “I thought the tape was just going to be for them personally; I didn’t know they were going to use it to make money.”

Goyco reportedly has spoken with an attorney to see if he has a case against James. The porn star told Radar that Goyco’s claims were false. “Nick doesn’t allow me to do boy-girl porn anymore; he would never allow that,” she said.

James alleged in June that the now-divorced Woods was the father of her 9-year-old son and filed a claim for him to submit to a DNA test. She said she met the golfer while attending a Christian school program at age 19. Free porn hub

But in August, the paternity case against Woods by the 29-year-old alleged mistress was thrown out by a Florida judge — as James failed to appear in court and because she does not even have custody of the child in question. The child is in the custody of James’ mother.

Sofia Vergara makes us laugh every week with hilarious Modern Family quotes but is only slightly less well known for posing pics of herself online. The 39-year-old actress took a break from promoting her new chic clothing line at Kmart and kicked back for some R&R in Los Cabos, Mexico. Porn tube

Vergara uploaded this image of her enjoying some fun in the sun. When you look like that, why not flauntbikini photos of yourself? Exactly.

“Ciao ciao One&Only Palmilla!!! It was amazing! Te quiero Mexico,” the voluptuous, native Colombian beauty wrote on her official Whosay account.The brunette stunner isn’t shy when it comes to flaunting her bombshell curves, but follows rules that allow her to show off her assets tastefully. Porn tube movies

“In my 20s, I would have on a miniskirt and the boobs,” the mom-of-one said. “Now, if I’m doing something short, I try to cover up [on top].”

“I’m almost 40, so I had to evolve – it’s natural. I love tight dresses, but I don’t do tight and short at the same time. I do tight and long.”

Well, the voluptious Vergara reminds us why men and women love this remarkably sexy and talented actress and comedian. She has evolved into a multi-talented entertainer that has learnded to leverage her assetts in television and hollywood. Free porn pictures

Vergara realizes that beauty will get you to teh dance but when the beauty fades adn teh curves become less defined then you must have something to offer. This beauty has a lot to offer but for now the curves continue to be very sharp and “caliente”, (hot).

Hey … . Just keep the photos coming.

Dreux Pierre Frederic, aka Lil Fizz, aka one of the guys from B2K is being sued by the State of California for allegedly operating an illegal marijuana dispensary in L.A. Free sex pics

Law enforcement officials believe the 25-year-old is one of the owners of the Little Amsterdam weed shop in West Hollywood, open for business as of July 2010.

The issue? Not that it’s illegal to sell pot (it’s California), but he set up shop in an area where weed shops are strictly prohibited, according to the state’s lawsuit.

So these are the tangled webs that have been weaved when you dance with the devil. How do you open a business operation and not do due diligence to ensure that you have met all regulatory, zoning and licensing requirements. The L.A. zoning board must claim some responsibility for this oversight. How do you approve a business license to a company that obviously operating in wrong jurisdiction. Free sex videos

Prosecutors want Lil Fizz to shut down his operation ASAP and pay $2,500 fine for every day the shop has been open. At 477 days, that’d be $1,192,500.

It gets worse for the R&B singer. Officials want him to pay law enforcement and legal costs related to the case, which could add up to another $750,000.

I believe that the government officials dropped the ball here big time. The singer may also be the victim of his own celebrity. Often in these types of situations government prosecutors are looking for publicity to demonstrate that they are tough on high profile people.

The state and the singing star are both decided to bargain with Lucifer and support the free sale and distribution of substances that have negatively impacted our society. Now, you are concerned about zoning issues and fines.

Both parties here will not get a lot of sympathy from the California residents that are suffering from a State government that cant balance its budget or get tax refund checks to its constituency Hey, maybe the penalty and fines can be sent to pay on the IOUs issued sent to frustrated taxpayers. Free porn hub

Little Amsterdam has yet to issue a statement about the lawsuit or Fizz’s involvement.

Celebrity, Professor, Ashton Kutcher Lectures the Media on Truth
If Ashton did not cheat on Demi Moore with Sara Leal, why not come out and say it. Don’t post some mysterious, random video. Porn tube

Amidst infidelity rumors and divorce chatter, the actor has posted a message on obscure social network Chime. In that begins with: “I just wanted to open up a little dialogue on the state of honesty. The state of truth. The status of truth as it pertains to literature and media.”

Kutcher, provides a mini-professorial lecture on how the Internet has led to the onslaught of irresponsible journalism and rumor mongering, preaching:
Ashton why are you following the Tiger Woods school of how not to manage a PR and infidelity crisis. I will not discuss here the issue of truth but the stupidity of attacking the tech and social media society that has helped to perpetuate your celebrity status. Ashton, is quoted as saying. Porn tube movies

“We are our own editors, we are our own publishers and we are our own printers. Therefore, people can bastardize the truth in any way, shape or form that they want and spread that around the world. A lie can travel halfway around the world before the truth can leave someone’s lips.”

Then perhaps you ought to tell us the truth or your version of the truth, idiot, instead of standing on a soapbox and acting above it all.

The money, resources and staff that Hollywood stars, athletes, business execs, and high profile politicians have seem not to help them in managing public disasters. There is no lack of PR agencies and media handlers that could guide Ashton. Maybe the problem in Tinsletown is not the professional help but the arrogance of our fallen stars. Free porn pictures

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