Lindsay Lohan’s luck has finally run out – , and she’ll be heading back to jail sometime in the next week.
The actress just admitted in court that she violated her probation, and agreed to begin serving out a 30-day sentence at a Los Angeles jail. She’s been ordered to turn herself in to begin the sentence within one week, by Nov. 9, and will not be eligible for house arrest (which she has done in the past), electronic monitoring or any early release other than that required by the law. Porn tube
But will she really be serving a full month behind bars? Due to overcrowding in LA jails, probably not. Porn tube movies
Despite the judge’s order, a sheriff’s department spokesman told reporters that Lindsay will likely serve just 20 percent of her jail time, or six days, in jail. The last time Lohan had to report to jail for a 90 sentence, she was out in a record 84 minutes. Jail personnel report that she will likely be booked in and released the following day.
All told, Lohan was given a 300 day stint in jail, but the remainder of her 270 days will be stayed pending the completion of a strictly scheduled list of requirements laid out by the fed-up judge. But if she doesn’t complete her tightrope of service, she’ll have no choice but to serve out the full 270 days.
“The sentence I’m going to impose is known in our circles as putting the keys to the jail in the defendants’ hands,” said Judge Stephanie Sautner, who has presided over the troubled stars’ past courthouse visits.
Following the completion of her jail time, Lindsay must report to her new probation officer within one business day. “Good luck with Ms. Mansfield,” Sautner warned. “She’s no-nonsense.”
Lohan must return to court Dec. 14. By that time she must have served 12 community service days at the morgue, and undergo four psychotherapy sessions of 45 minutes.
Incidentally, Sautner noted in court that the Downtown Women’s Shelter would not take Lindsay back, and another organization, the Good Shepherd Center for Homeless Women, “refused to take” the starlet, saying Lohan was “a bad example for women trying to get their lives in order.” Lohan either flat out didn’t show up at the shelters or was late, complaining that the service there ‘wasn’t meaningful’ and that she preferred to work out her probation time with the Red Cross.
“I’m going to convert all your community service to the morgue,” was Judge Sautner’s reply.
Not that it’s all peachy over there, either.
The judge told Lindsay that her supervisor at the morgue “seems to have an issue with your tweeting. I can’t order you to stop tweeting…I’ve asked them to stop holding press conferences about you, too.”
After Dec. 14, Lindsay’s next check-in will be Jan. 17, by which time she’ll need to perform 12 more days of morgue duty and submit to four more psychotherapy sessions. If she does, her sentence will be stayed again until March 29, provided she logs 17 days at the morgue and six therapy sessions.
“Then you will have completed everything the court ordered. If you do that, then this jail time will be permanently stayed. The probation will terminate, and we won’t have to see each other again, unless you do something that violates the law.”
Additionally, Lohan is not to leave the country and can’t leave the state without her probation officer’s permission.
“From what I can see, you need a structure, and this is a structure,” Sautner said.
Meanwhile, Sautner also clarified that Lindsay was also welcome to complete the requirements before the dates set forth. “I would be the happiest judge in town if she finished early,” she said.
Outside of court, Lohan’s attorney Shawn Chapman Holley clarified the sentence to reporters saying, “We will be here on each of those dates to show proof of the judge’s conditions, if not more.”
The Deputy City Attorney, Melanie Chavira, also spoke to reporters and said she is pleased with the judge’s sentence. “I am hoping this will get her on track. I think the judge did the right thing.”
